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Wav Files
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Movies:
Hal: It's always human error.wav Hal the computer in 2001 a Space Odyssey. One of my favorite wav files.
Hal: This conversation can serve no...bye.wav 2001
You talkin' to me.wav Robert DeNiro in Taxi Driver
astalavista.wav Terminator
Do you feel lucky.wav Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry
Frankly my dear.wav Gone With the Wind
Ill never be hungry again.wav Scarlet in Gone with the Wind
I have you now.wav Darth Vader Star Wars
Luke, I am your Father Darth Vader Star Wars
It's gonna be a bumpy night.wav Bette Davis
AS IF.wav Clueless
Call 911.wav Richard Dreyfus Down and Out in Beverly Hills
Far far better thing I do.wav Tale of Two Cities
You drive almost slow enough to drive miss Daisy.wav Martin Lawrence and Will Smith
The quarterback is toast.wav From Die Hard
Of all the gin joints.wav Casablanca
New: key largo one rocco more or less.wav Key Largo is one of my all time favorite movies.
New: nobody believes me.wav The sweet little girl in The Bad Seed
Television:
jetson space car.wav One of my favorites
Edith beer.wav All in the Family
Archie meathead.wav All in the Family
dont make me angry.wav The Incredible Hulk
mr. bill he's gonna be mean.wav Saturday Night Live
I've fallen.wav I can't get up
luv ya man.wav Need I say more?
Boldly go.wav Star Trek
Shut up dummy.wav Fred Sanford, Sanford & Son
Y'all come back now.wav Beverly Hillbillies
Yabadabado.wav Fred Flintstone
Isn't that special.wav Church Lady S.N.L.
New: wavs/rossana rosanna danna.wav My motto at work.
New: I know nothing... Hogan's Heros
I Love Lucy intro.wav My favorite show of all time!
Other:
busted.wav This is a large file, but it is very funny. It's a guy getting busted for cheating, on live radio. (Thanks Joey!)
my memory-Bill Clinton.wav Funny clips of Bill Clinton and his memory.
New: wavs/clinton monica.wav If you liked "busted" and "my memory" (above) you will love this one. It's another large file but it is well worth the loading time. It is Clinton speaking about Monica, with a parody of Elton John's "Don't Let the Sun Go Down On ME" ("I let an Intern Go Down...etc"). Adult humor. Hilarious!
New: wavs/donald duck sonofab***h.wav Bad Donald Duck.
New: wavs/porky pig son of a b***h.wav Bad Porky Pig.
New: wavs/duckjob.wav A romantic moment for a duck. Adult humor.
George Bush Sr.wav Bits and pieces of George Sr.'s speeches. Adult humor. Not for Republicans or children.
New: Elvis has left the building
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If you are looking for a wav file let me know, I have several hundred.
More will be added soon.
Also if you have a cool or funny wav, send it to me.
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